Category:Joker (New Earth)/Quotes

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You cheezed me off by messing in my affairs. Normally, I eviscerate people for that.

--Joker (New Earth)

If you were going for deformity you're using the wrong tools. If you were going for pain you're in all the wrong places. You just kept working an already broken jaw. Just wear out your wrist that way. No concept of craft.

--Joker (New Earth)

God's been good to me. I mean, Gotham is just a peach cobbler in the morning. Don't you think?

--Joker (New Earth)

Funny thing is. I much prefer a knife to a gun. It's hard to get precision from guns. I manage but it took some doing. You understand. I can tell. Few do.

--Joker (New Earth)

Crime hasn't been all that good to me of late. I've been spending more time in Arkham Asylum than out.

--Joker (New Earth)

Fyah! Never should've used Stirk! Too unstable! After all, he's crazy!

--Joker (New Earth)

Use it, Scarecrow... blast him to guano.

--Joker (New Earth)

Vote for me or I'll kill you.

--Joker (New Earth)

Vote for me or I'll kill you.

--Joker (New Earth)

I hope you all have insurance. It's going to cost a lot to pay the teams who scrape you off the walls!

--Joker (New Earth)

I'm not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!

--Joker (New Earth)

One by one, they'll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.

--Joker (New Earth)

Tell me Goldenrod. How could you have any idea what kind of bright and sunny concepts I might have percolating inside this beautiful mind of mine? Are you Carnac under there? Kreskin? Uri Geller maybe?

--Joker (New Earth)

You're a photographer. You have the all-seeing eye on the camera, but your lens cap is still on. You're out of focus! You can't see the big picture!

--Joker (New Earth)

So, who's the real sicko, America? Me, for carrying out this little prank? The producers and executives at the network, who let it all happen-- or is it you people, who mindlessly watched it all on your television sets?

--Joker (New Earth)

Relax... I anticipated this. See, the chemical compounds of the puke gas combine with the active ingredients in the metagene whacker... which I'm told is a frothy little gumbo mixing all our D.N.A. signatures like some meta-melting pot. Stir 'em up and they create a third formula. One I know something about. Hee... it's our ace in the hole.

--Joker (New Earth)

Good grief... I'm becoming the straight man in the act.

--Joker (New Earth)

Losing your temper yet, Lex? I'll let you in on a little secret. I lost my temper long, long ago, and I've never found it. Maybe it's under one of the sofa cushions! Pain? You can't stop me by hurting me! Don't you know me at all? Pain is my boon companion! My stalwart friend! I am alive with pain every moment of every day, Lex! Ever since that fateful day when I was baptized in a vat of chemical goo, that corrosive stuff has burned through my skin like fire. Pain is my One True Love! I admire your willingness to do violence, Lex. Because you have no problem doing it when you have to. But I'm different, Lex. I do violence because it's fun! You're good at your job, Lex. But me? I LOVE MY JOB!

--Joker (New Earth)

After all these years of mentally fencing with the Batman, dealing with a muscle-bound clod like Superman is like taking a vacation!

--Joker (New Earth)

Batman: The Killing Joke

Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth