Joker/Quotes
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Quotes
The Joker (New Earth)
General
- "What? Not laughing yet? Just wait 'til I get to the punch line. It'll kill you! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa"
- "It was you all right! I remember the taste of my blood! You always make me taste my blood!"
- --Joker
- "You shot me in the leg! How will I walk...oh, just like your daughter. Good one, Commissioner! (laughing)"
- "Don't you get it? Joker's too wild."
- -King of the Royal Flush Gang
- "That's not funny."
- --The Joker (killing him)
- from Infinite Crisis
- --The Joker (killing him)
- "I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids!!!! Now get me Santa Claus!"
- --Joker
- "One, two, three, four... Batman can be such a bore! Five, six, seven, eight... help him meet his final fate! Hotcha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
- --Joker
Batman: The Killing Joke
- "Any man can have one really bad day and end up just like me."
Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
- "Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there... in the asylum. Just don't forget -- if it ever gets too tough... there's always a place for you here."
The Joker (Earth-One)
- "His life is mine... I can crush the breath out of him... effortlessly! I can, at last, triumph! But such a hollow victory--! It was mere luck that caused my attack on him to succeed. I'd always envisioned my winning as a result of cunning... at the end of a bitter struggle between the Batman and Myself-- him using his Detective Skills and me employing the divine gift men call Madness!... No! Without the game that the Batman and I have played for so many years, winning is nothing! He shall live... until I can destroy him properly!"
The Joker (Earth-Two)
- "If they're going to play with the Joker, they'd better be prepared to deal from the bottom of the deck!"
Alternate Continuities
- "They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dancers routine—and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it."
Other Media
Batman (The Movie)
- "You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier!"
- --The Joker
- from Batman (Movie)
- --The Joker
- "What are you laughin' at?"
- --The Joker
- from Batman (Movie)
- --The Joker
- "You idiot! You made me. Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try."
- --The Joker
- from Batman (Movie)
- --The Joker
- "I'm only laughing on the outside my smile is just skin deep if you could see inside I'm really crying you might join me for a weep."
- --The Joker
- from Batman (Movie)
- --The Joker
Batman: The Animated Series
- "Well, that was fun. Who's for Chinese?"
- --Joker
- from the Batman: The Animated Series episode "The Man Who Killed Batman"
- --Joker
The Batman (TV Series)
- "They all said I was sick in the head. They said I needed help. Well, maybe I am a bit batty. Blame it on the bats in my belfry."
Quotes about the Joker
- "Oh, God. Good going, Neron. Pick a guy no one wants to be in the room with. When villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."
